WEDDING INVITATION FOR AN (UN)HOLY UNION BETWEEN THE ARCHETYPES OF LYYNDIE AL-QAISI AND ALI ENGLAND

AN ALL-AMERICAN PSYCHEDELIC LOVE STORY SET SOMEWHERE IN THE NOT-SO-FAR NOT-SO-EAST UNDER THE GOLDEN SHOWERHEAD




you gotta avoid imposing narratives onto your family history otherwise you’ll realize hundreds of years of incomprehensible struggle to just live have yielded you, looking for “hidden meaning” in the morally bankrupt lore of those that would have you at the bottom of the ocean
this intellectually masturbatory faux-complexity is complicit; they want you to think it’s dense. there’s nothing nuanced about these chuds
the arc of progress doesn’t trend towards self-contemplation
whether or not there’s healthy enjoyment to be found in that kind of legibility is another story (don’t mind being a monster)
if i have a child i don’t care what color their skin is as long as they have that fold of fat between their chin and their neck that you can see when you view them in profile & i hope they have two feet firmly on the ground
every day my _____ breaks for milk
one more time: “i’m filthy rich in rising throbbing asia”